Suspect: Opera Gazette (criminal organization focusing on opera)
Born: 1999 (23 years old)
Description of suspect: various cunning disguises (knowledgeable, incompetent, witty, lame, controversial, boring, etc. etc)
Previous convictions: 2018, banned by the Dutch National Opera, for criticizing its seasonal program
Allergies: snobbish drivel about opera
Branches of crime: reviews, articles, interviews
Victims: Regietrash, egomaniacs
Robin Hood syndrome: often praises opera performances that focus on opera, composer, singers, and libretto
Frequency of violations: almost daily, by default on Saturdays (so-called “Newsletter“)
Reach of tentacles (international): Germany, France, Netherlands, Italy, USA, Australia, Belgium
IF YOU ENCOUNTER THIS SUSPECT, DO NOT TAKE ANY ACTION YOURSELF, BUT CALL YOUR LOCAL OPERA POLICE. Or look at this website.